Hey Democrats! I need your help....?

Alright, well I hate to do this but I'm gonna have sling poo back at one of my Republican friends. I have a group of girlfriends who I've been friends with for many years. We normally do not discuss politics but it has come up a few times. I've made it clear that I am a democrat and the I voted for Obama. All of the other girls are Republicans but we respect each others opinions so we don't argue or criticize. All except one anyway. Like I said, everyone knows who I voted for. The day after President Obama was sworn in my friends and I went out to dinner. She said that she was willing to give our new President a chance but she said that the inauguration ceremony was too big and he didn't pay any attention to the soldiers so she was done with him and she has no respect for our president. LOL! He hadn't even been President for a day. I asked her if she missed it when he and Michelle danced with the soldiers at the ball and she acted like it wasn't true. Anyway, the reason I'm here at Y/A is because she keeps sending me nasty email forwards bashing the Democratic party. Everything from B. Hussein is a terrorist muslim to Monica Lewinski jokes (how old is that). Today it was a video about how Clinton caused the economic crisis and George W. tried to save the country from the liberals. lol! I've never sent a political email in my life but I would love it if someone would please help me find one that I can send right back to her. I wouldn't even know where to find one. I'm not looking for jokes. I just want an email that bashes George W. or John and Cindy McCain. Yes Cindy because she sent me several regarding First Lady Michelle. I like Laura Bush though so I don't want to bash her. It seems like republicans like to sit around and make up email forwards to attack dems but dems have better things to do than to make up lies about republicans and mail them out to all fo their friends. The only reason I'm doing it is to finally retaliate. It's been a long time comin'. :) Can you help me dig something up?